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A LONG LONG TIME AGO IN THE FUTURE... The world of tomorrow was a bleak place. The Earth was in the grip of an evil martian tyrant named The Great Skummie. He lead the martian invasion of Earth in 2113. Defeating the puny Earth defenses in a matter of hours, he pronounced himself the emperor of Earth. He again proved his dominance over the Earthlings by making them wear tees with his image on it. Apparently The Great Skummie thought he looked damn cool with his X shaped eyes, thinning hair, and devilish horns. He even posted his image on every wall on every building on Earth. The Great Skummie's arrogance gave resistance leader, a Hungarian monk by the name of Dante Rodriguez Alverez Sanchez Carpenter Grechtstotter XIII, an amazing idea. He would take some of the Great Skummie's propaganda imagery, hop in the nearest time machine, and head back to the year 2006. He seemed to think if he could sell skummie tees in the past it would stop the invasion in the future. Ya see when The Great Skummie would come to Earth in 2113 he would see people wearing his tees and think he had already invaded Earth. He'd forget about Earth go back to Mars! Brilliant right? Dante Rodriguez Alverez Sanchez Carpenter Grechtstotter XIII would be the greatest hero Earth had ever known for his time traveling good deed...err....no wait that's not right....oh yeah that's the cover story created by the government. Ok, fine Fine FINE!! I will tell the truth to ya puny pathetic humans...just...uh...keep reading ya flea bitten pukes. OK THE REAL STORY IS A LITTLE LESS EXCITING.... |
| Hey folks! My name is Kory Schuerman AKA SKUMMIE. I'm a 30 year old graphic artist from Kansas City, Missouri. I'm hell on wheels, literally. I've been Wheelchair bound since I was a teen due to Muscular Dystrophy. But hey, I wouldn't let a little thing like that stop me. (aaahh hes trying to have us pity him so we buy shit) I never went to art school, but I’ve been drawing ever since I was an infant...ok not that long...but for as long as I can remember. Cutting my teeth drawing cartoons and superheros (ever heard of wolverine? adamantium claws? Yeah, that's what I thought). I drew every toon I could get my grubby mits on. Eventually I taught myself how to draw pretty well. Over the years I started to draw insane clowns and crazy monsters in my own style. |
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Now I run an "Artist Brand" also called SKUMMIE. Designing some tees n hats n stickers featuring my insane artwork. So if you dig what I'm doing here...well...buy something from me! The more Skummie swag you buy the more new swag I can create. It's the circle of life! huh?
I've also done freelance artwork for some pretty awesome clients like: Metallica Guns N’ Roses Pantera Ramones Escape the Fate Bullet for my Valentine Avenged Sevenfold Ruination Voodoo Beat Clothing Sheri Moon Zombie's TOTAL SKULL Clothing Pro Tone Pedals |